It'll be a little while before the position of Poet Laureate is open, but HM The Queen could do worse than look at Biased BBC's moral philosopher Martin next time she needs a trenchant ode.
Here, from today's boards, are 7 lines which sum up all that is distinctive about B-BBC and its manly commentator.
There is normally a mong from Scotland
who is a Muslim convert
that rants about Thatcher on every phone in.
Camp Cambell is just
another pint sized Liebour loving turd
who will get the chop
once the Tories slaughter the BBC.
Would be a haiku if it weren't a tad too long, but we should marvel at the checklist of obsessions he crams into 41 furious words:
Mockery of the mentally handicapped
Muslims
Mrs Thatcher
The assumed homosexuality of BBC staff
Nicky Campbell in particular
Liebour
Turds
The destruction of the BBC
Bloody mayhem
The Biased BBC faithful may chafe at David Vance's re-fit of their site, but can anyone still argue with his promise that:
B-BBC is and shall remain a place for civilised debate and attempts to suggest otherwise are pathetic.
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Be fair to the man. He did write it with one hand, after all.
ReplyDeleteThat'll be married man, Nicky Campbell, will it? I would like to assume that if I cast the same aspersions on Martin he wouldn't get in a right old tizzy?
ReplyDeleteHe missed Islington-dwelling wanker from his description. I think Martin went easy on him frankly.
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